FIRST POST!!! Random Questions! Any out there?

!!! HEY !!!
This is my first official blog on this account :)
so I was thinking I'll ask ya'll some questions and you ask me some? Fair enough?

OK!!!
Are cupcakes good for throwing at politicians?
Should life come with ingredients, toxic warning label and expiration date?
Are cats supposed to make awkward, and yet, hilarious faces?
Will John Mayer take over the world with his amazing music?

Answer these questions now!!!